Hey, can you guess the image?
No.
It's okay, well it a pulsar star.
And a ray of light coming out of it, that is the ray of hope.
Something which you will not find in your life.
Why?
Coz, I believe you are hopeless.
Seriously.
I do.
Even I am, but at least I'm doing something.
You are not.
Obviously.
So author.
Oh!, now I'm getting some respect.
Alright.
Reader, tell me what you want.
Y r U so big of a bully.
Y hurt my feelings.
Wait. You have feelings.
I thought, you were some random doll.
Really, coz I think you are a monster.
Me!, a monster.
Excuse me, just because I tell you that you are wasting your time. Doesn't mean that I'm a monster.
If anything I'm showing you the real life.
You who don't want to get out of your bed is calling me a monster, you sloth.
Have you seen the Pulsar?
Did you know? That it gives out electromagnetic radiation out of its poles.
Wait! poles.
The thing has poles.
But how.
Dumb as hell.
Most of the time, pulsar's or neutron stars are leftover of a dead star and are formed from an iron core.
These have a magnetic property.
A full teaspoon of the material of pulsar star weighs so much, that you can't even lift it.
Not even a crane can lift that, whi are you then.
Mistake mistake, it's 'who' not whi.
But you don't care, you don't even care about the stars in the space.
No, did you know that our sun will never become a black hole?
Yes, but why would you know that, you are busy with your things.
By the way, what's up with comedy of a person's life and this pulsar.
It's simple, the pulsar is an already dead star but still giving out light and giving out something, at least electromagnetic, you, on the other hand, are reading this thing of an article and wondering, hmm, what was the comedy actually.
See you later.
Final word
I hope you liked the article. If not, screw you.