Sunday, October 27, 2019

yo

Pasted many links for you guys,

It's actually tags, but y do u care.

still no use,

no one's reading it,

so,

screw you

I don't care

really,

I don't care so much that I'm not even taking care of the grammar

why should I

You  know Americans

They screwed up british english and called it, American english

why can't we do the same

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 Insecurity

yes, you are insecure

you want attention

we have an attention seeker

ladies and not so gentlemen

why
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I don't know

may be your fault

or someone else's fault

go figure it out yourself

No, seriously

do it yourself


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this is the  freaking html code for all the idiocy i typed and more is to come

but you don't care

why??????

I seriously dont know

not caring for the grammar

so no explaining 

figure it out yourself




Friday, October 25, 2019

Pulsars and Comedy of a person's life


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Hey, can you guess the image?

No.

It's okay, well it a pulsar star.

And a ray of light coming out of it, that is the ray of hope.

Something which you will not find in your life.

Why?

Coz, I believe you are hopeless.

Seriously.

I do.

Even I am, but at least I'm doing something.

You are not.

Obviously.

So author.

Oh!, now I'm getting some respect.

Alright.

Reader, tell me what you want.

Y r U so big of a bully.

Y hurt my feelings.

Wait. You have feelings.

I thought, you were some random doll.

Really, coz I think you are a monster.

Me!, a monster.

Excuse me, just because I tell you that you are wasting your time. Doesn't mean that I'm a monster.
If anything I'm showing you the real life.

You who don't want to get out of your bed is calling me a monster, you sloth.

Have you seen the Pulsar?

Did you know? That it gives out electromagnetic radiation out of its poles.

Wait! poles.

The thing has poles.

But how.

Dumb as hell.

Most of the time, pulsar's or neutron stars are leftover of a dead star and are formed from an iron core.

These have a magnetic property.

A full teaspoon of the material of pulsar star weighs so much, that you can't even lift it.

Not even a crane can lift that, whi are you then.

Mistake mistake, it's 'who' not whi.

But you don't care, you don't even care about the stars in the space.

No, did you know that our sun will never become a black hole?

Yes, but why would you know that, you are busy with your things.

By the way, what's up with comedy of a person's life and this pulsar.

It's simple, the pulsar is an already dead star but still giving out light and giving out something, at least electromagnetic, you, on the other hand, are reading this thing of an article and wondering, hmm, what was the comedy actually.

See you later.

Final word I hope you liked the article. If not, screw you.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Welcome back

Hey, it's raining, can't go out. Damn. Stupid life.

But you must be happy right.

Yes.

Serves you.

I know.

But still.

I didn't expect it to rain.

Oh! sorry, I don't expect things.

Things expect me.

What?

What are you saying?

Is there any screw loose in you.

No

I'm serious.

I'll tell you how.

So, chai achi hai

I wanna eat pakode.

Oh look a black hole, wanna plunge into it.

Wait for my antelope, what happened to your explanation.

What, explanation.

About things using you.

Why would things use me?

Things don't have life.

I said something and you got curious.

Just how much of free time do you have?

Alright, forget it, where did that bladk hole come from.

Firstly, it's a black hole, not bladk hole, learn some spellings.

Second, I don't know.

Hey, the rain stopped.

I'm going out.

Don't worry about the pictures, they are just for wasting yuur time.

Oh! I wrongly typed your as yuur.

Deal with it.


Monday, October 21, 2019

More idiocy

Hey, I'm back. For your disappointment. So read it.

Wait, what happened to the YouTube channel, when will that be online.

Listen my channel is already in existence, but currently, my mic isn't working, so wait.

But, R U actually waiting. No, I know that.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt94XVD20oaRFxRj-4OC8_Q, Still if you want you can check.

I know you won't.

How, did this happen?

So, let me tell you a story.

Only to bore you.

So, a long time ago.

No, not that long ago, come back, a bit more, yeah ok good, that's better.

So, a long time ago.

I was born.

Yes, you heard right. 'I' was born.

I was born and as an absolutely average person.

Okay, I'm not a big shot.

So, I'm such an average person, that, if you do a census, I'll be the average of the average person.

But what do you care about?

You are so busy that you have no work to do, but browse my blog.

And I'm so busy trying to look for modes to waste your time.

And thanks to that you are reading this idiocy.

Keep in touch, I'll get more useless stuff to waste your time.







Saturday, October 19, 2019

back here

Hey, I'm back

Why?

To waste your time.

Why?

Come on, figure it out yourself.

You can't, then what should I do.

I wanna sleep.

But the dog next door is shouting.

Wait!, now we also have a dog in the scene.

Of course not, I was lying.

Why?

Just felt, doing so.

Why?

Coz no one's reading my other blogs.

Just how many questions do you have?

Let me sleep.

I wanna sleep.

The universe is expanding.

Earth is slowing down every year, by a few seconds.

Did you care about that?

No!

Coz you are selfish.

That's why.

And that's why I wanna sleep.

But I cannot.

Coz I've decided to waste your time.

And it looks like I'm getting some success.

Coz now you are reading.

And I'm writing now.

Oh! you are still reading.

Good for me and good for you.

What do you say let's continue.

Wait for a few hours.

And I'll, give another blog, plus I'll also record it and put it in my youtube channel, and you can watch it.

Wait!, you have a Youtube Channel.

And the link will be given soon.

Next blog.







I don't know

Working out for an interview, have an interview next week.

Ya ya, life sucks as usual, but hey, at least I have a life, let's live it for a moment.

So, what should I do?

Well, I'm wasting the time of whoever is reading this.

By the way, my fingers are big, so I press a different key by mistake.

Like 'whoever' on line 4, I typed it as 'whiever'. Autocorrect, corrected it. Oh wait, isn't correct coming twice, and is feeling weird in my mouth.

I think you also feel the smae, damn, I wrote 'smae' instead of 'same'. What's gonna happen to my life.

In this entire stupid discussion, I forgot that I have to prepare for an interview.

But, now!, I don't even care.

Should I care?

Do I actually care?

Do I really want to care?

I don't know.

I don't wanna know.

Don't tell me, I seriously don't want to know.

How about you?

Do you know?

Do you wanna know?

Really?

Seriously?

Should you?

I don't know.

Good time for you all, reading this stupidity.

Goodnight ot me. Oh!, it's TO not OT.





Friday, October 18, 2019

New day new drama

     Now, its time for us get to our new day, nothing special except for the fact that my tuition students making my life hard, day in day out, so now again a troublesome time.

     Our Hemanth wasn't present today for some reason whatsoever but he did visit me in the early morning, he had maths homework and asked my help.

     So in his absence, the void of stupidity was filled by a girl name Siri, she is a troublemaker and the elder sister of Ajay, there has been no time when she did cause trouble for me or others, Hemanth and his sister Nan being her biggest enemies, she also creates trouble for the eldest student of my tuition, 'Ran' who is in 10th class, and is preparing for his 10th board exams.

     Today, she was acting kind of a moody person, who doesn't want to listen to anyone, not even me and was teasing Ran, and was hitting her brother, Ajay, and was getting back in portions. I was pissed by her attitude and scolded her for this, but she, the drama queen no2, (no1 is? guess for yourself).

     So, update Hemu had a cricket match and so, he couldn't come. Siri, on the other hand, is going more rogue and it is irritating me to the bone, what can I do, scolding is the maximum.
 
      And because of this, she has been troubling Ran and Ajay, I had a big burst and so she sulked and is acting like a total dunce.

      Kish is another one of my student who is an innocent boy at the best. And this guy is also an idiot and his handwriting is not good, so I instructed him to improve it by practising writing, he still didn't though.

      What am I supposed to do?

Thank you for reading.   
      

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Afterwards with Fishes

       So, it was 4:30, when that boy we call 'Hemanth' (student H), finally came and we went to the pet shop to buy his fishes, with us was another boy Ajay, an 11-year boy, who was normally silent and minds his own business, and gives a counter to every stupid statement given by someone else.

      We went to the shop and this 'Ajay' started petting the puppies but stopped as the salesboy told us not to touch any animal there, so okay, and we went in, Hemanth decided he would buy more than 2 fishes, his eyes were on the 'Figher fish', a black beauty, he longed for, so he took it and was looking at other fishes to select another one. I, on the other hand, was filming the big brainy Flower horn fish, which was displaying its teeth for every time I showed it my finger.

      Now, our Hemanth here wanted female fishes particularly, reason, so that they could give birth to young ones, but that salesman for some reason whatsoever, couldn't distinguish between a male and female fish and this guy has been doing this for past 4 years and told us to come and check either the next day or the day after. This made Hemanth cranky, as he really wanted at least one female, so, disappointed he bought a pair of Goldies, this time these were bigger from what he used to have and were killed by Rosy Barb pair.

     He bought some fish food, coz the old food he had was 1 month away from expiry.

     Ajay wanted to buy some fishes, but his parents hadn't allowed him to as his fishes were also, dead, the reason, he also had a pair of murderous Barbs in his aquarium, so poor guy.

I think I would stop here for now, coz Hemanth just came in to get help for his Maths homework.

Thank you for reading.
         

A good time in my day

        I'm a fresher looking for a job, but in the meantime, I don't want to be a burden to my Mother, so for that purpose, I started tutoring some school students, I have six students of different classes, no two are of the same class, they call me 'bro' and I always have a fun time with them, their parents have entrusted me to clear their doubts and  help them learn stuff better.
        Today was another day of tutoring them, one of them, a boy named (let's say) H, is the most mischievous, he is 14, but his actions are that of a 10-year-old. So he has a small aquarium, which consisted of 10 fishes, of which 9 died, and one is almost dead, p.s two of them are Rosy Barb fishes, which actually bullied the rest of them to death, and finally one died, and the remaining one is one the way. So he decided to buy a new set of fishes and his choice is a couple of Siamese Fighting Fish, and so we went to the nearby aquarium to look for them, those fishes are over his budget, but he still wants it and also wants to make a separation to his tank, so we asked the man on the shop desk and he asked us to come later and bring the aquarium with us.
        And so we left, that place is actually a pet shop with a good collection of fishes, birds and other pets, there were many pigeons, nearby and so he wanted to pick one, and had tried to do so, for nearly 30 minutes, still no luck, and we walked away, while he was still trying, we were laughing, and he on seeing that we are walking away, ran towards us calling me BROOOOOOOO, and finally caught up to us, he said "bro, let us bring the aquarium at 2 pm", I agreed, now it's 3:30 pm  and I'm still waiting for him. Well, whatever.

Thank you for reading, a small part of my daily life.